FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
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