i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
The Olympian is in my bed
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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