There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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