She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
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