I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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