I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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