thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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