Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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