Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Randomize
