I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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