did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
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