the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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