when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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