why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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