What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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