Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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