I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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