Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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