Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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