youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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