After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
