i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Randomize
