hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Its about making memories worth repressing
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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