I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Randomize
