i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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