I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
