My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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