You just made me feel so damn special
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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