haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
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