why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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