3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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