I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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