Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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