maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
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