i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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