ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
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