biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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