my vag is so smooth its legendary
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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