Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Randomize
