I wish I could teleport
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
I could fuck to npr.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
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