What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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