is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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