You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
So many bounce houses so little time
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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