OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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