Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
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