$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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