Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
Randomize
