Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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