I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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