Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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