I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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